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Crystalpaw was going about her day as usual, hunting solo in a far-off corner of NightClan's territory, when she spotted a mysterious pile of leaves in a pile a short distance away. "Hmm...?" she murmured to herself, testing the pile suspiciously with a paw. It didn't move. That meant...
"...Playtime!" she chirped, and immediately dived into the pile of leaves. Unfortunately, the pile was actually a trap laid by some devious mastermind--or bored apprentice--and Crystalpaw tumbled several feet into a deep hole, with no way of getting out. "Ow..." she muttered, rubbing her head with a paw. "Hey! Can somebody hear me? Anybody?!"
the willpower it took to not make crystalpaw say owo what's this? should honestly be applauded Honeystormseeker @ian
(I do applaud you, LOL. I would not have held back. xD)
Pinesimmer hated children. Or did he? He seemed to not murder that one kit who showed up at the border somehow. Honestly, he didn't know what compelled him to follow Crystalpaw's call, but since he was an absolute moron, he managed to fall into the trap as well, despite clearly being able to see the hole. At least he fell directly on top of Crystalpaw, muffling her words.
"OW!" Crystalpaw yelped as she was crushed by Pinesimmer's weight. "Watch it, ya big balooka...! Now we're both stuck here! I hope you don't mind spiders, mousebrain!"
"SPIDERS!? WHERE!?" Pinesimmer jumped up instantly, eyes wide as she searched around frantically for the spiders, heart thumping in his chest. Something about all the eyes and the LEGS and everything sent shivers up his spine, and he felts instantly like their was crawling all over him despite there not being a spider in his sight, at least for the moment. If Aspenstar was watching, one could only expect she'd be dying of laughter.
An evil smirk began to grow across Crystalpaw's face. "Why, the tarantula army, of course!" she snickered. "You know, the ones that me and Berrypaw accidentally flooded the camp with when we were kits. Can't you see them? They relocated here, after all--ooh, I see a huuuuge one on your back right now!"
Post by Honeystorm on May 10, 2021 14:01:13 GMT -5
"EEK!" Pinesimmer was too freaked out to realize she was messing with him. Of course, much to her regret, he bounced back, landing directly on top of Crystalpaw again, and clawing her in his scrambling effort to get the stupid bug off him. Ew ew ewewewewewew, EW. "Get off, off, off!" He practically dragged the apprentice down with him. She may think this was hysterical... but she was still trapped in a confined space now with someone who clearly didn't care if he accidentally tore her to shreds in an effort to get the spider off.
"OW!" Crystalpaw shrieked again, this time much louder and shriller. "Itsokitsokitsok Iwasonlykiddingaboutthespider!!! Getoffmegetoffmegetoffmegetoffmegetoffme before you kill me, dingbat!!!!"
Post by Honeystorm on May 10, 2021 20:40:56 GMT -5
Once Pinesimmer realized there was, in fact, not a spider, he seemed to calm down almost instantly, and instead began to look INCREDIBLY pissed off. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!? DO YOU HAVE BEETLES IN YOUR BRAIN? I should kill you just for the fact you did that." He violently shook Crystalpaw, but at least this wasn't with claws, so she wasn't in danger of being torn to bits over this particular situation at this very moment. "Do that again and I really will kill you!"
"No. No beetles in the brain," Crystalpaw said, "but maybe I still have spiders in my brain from that time they crawled all over me! But I'll try not to do it again, since you're being so, you know. COWARDLY about it 'n all. You COWARD."
Post by Honeystorm on May 10, 2021 21:25:35 GMT -5
"I'm the coward? You're the one who couldn't handle a few scratches." Pinesimmer spat. "I wouldn't be surprised if there was spiders up in their, taking up all that empty space in your head. Once I get out of here, I'm leaving you to the bugs. I'm sure you'll be perfectly happy among them." Could he get out? No. Did he try? Yes. Only to slide back down the side ungracefully, which really did not make his words sound all that threatening.
"I'm sure a few probably crawled in my ears a few moons ago and never left~" Crystalpaw chirped, happy so long as Pinesimmer was uncomfortable. She appeared to have found this tom's kryptonite--that would be useful, right? There was something else on her mind, though. "Um. What happens if we can't get out soon?" she asked the older tom. "Do you think we're gonna starve?"
Post by Honeystorm on May 11, 2021 18:07:52 GMT -5
"You're becoming food first if it comes to it. Though I have a feeling you'd be pretty disgusting." Pinesimmer threatened, though at this point, the warrior appeared to almost be pouting. Perhaps the realization he was most likely stuck with this she-cat until further notice was starting to sink in. Clearly, he did not like that idea.
"You're probably right," Crystalpaw sighed. "Maybe we should start eating you first! If only we had a fire or something around here, we could stick one of your legs in it and cook it. You have more meat on your bones than me, anyway."
Post by Honeystorm on May 11, 2021 19:21:40 GMT -5
"You're younger, you're more tender and flavorful." Pinesimmer countered. Besides, he was pretty tall and lanky. He was probably mostly bone, and no one was gonna be making soup out of him anytime soon, so he hoped.
"But bone marrow is supposed to be full of protein!" It wasn't a surprise that inevitably Berrypaw showed up. After all, anything more than six minutes away from her friend was enough to give the little apprentice heart palpitations. Her insult didn't really come off as an insult at all, because said in her sweet little tone, anything sounded innocent enough, and plus, she was just stickin' up for Crystalpaw's all! "How did y'all end up down there?" she asked, her eyes wide with curiosity.
"Oh god, not the other one." Pinesimmer murmured. "Why don't you come down here and find out!" Should he be inviting the other spider girl down here? Probably not, but it was too late to take back what he said now, so he was stuck living with whatever consequences came of it.
"Okay!" If he hadn't been 100% serious, the tom should never have told her to come down. Oblivious to danger and with absolutely no sense of self-preservation, Berrypaw pretty much went diving into every experience she could, including, apparently, jumping in a hole for absolutely no reason. She slid down the side, landing on Pinesimmer's foot. "It's roomy down here!"
Post by Honeystorm on May 12, 2021 23:48:18 GMT -5
Pinesimmer jumped back, only to sort of comically fall onto his butt as his now-sore-and-hopefully-not-broken paw wrenched itself from Berrypaw's grasp. "For once I think I'd take Aspen over my current company.... Or maybe not." He murmured softly, glaring at Berrypaw.